If it works, keep the formula.

B: grah!
B: where is my ****, i must vent my grievances, grah!
L: **** is online
B: grah!
B: i want ****, graaaaaah!
L: brat
B: slut
L: fag
B: slut
L: repetitive slob
B: promiscuous slut
B: :D

P: Have you heard of this agency, AC Nelson?
E: It's AC Nielsen.
P: Oh. So have you heard of it?

P: I think he was also in this movie, Half Nielsen.
R: It's Half Nelson.
P: Aha! But Elaine said last time it was pronounced 'Nielsen'.

E: Did you know there are 10 museums in KL alone?
S: What the hell would we need 10 museums for? Even for the whole country?
E: Exactly. And it's not like museums are huge in this country. I mean, that ghosts and pontianaks (vampires) display was one of the most popular displays at Muzium Negara. How embarrassing is that? Some people just make crap business decisions.
S: Next, someone's gonna look around and say 'Hmmm, there's another movie right there. Pontianak Harum Sundal... Muzium Negara Malaysia'.

Study up, Folks!

E: http://www.time.com/time/topten/2006/buzzwords/01.html

E: TIME's top 10 buzzwords!
S: is funch one of them?
L: what's funch???
L: a fun lunch?
S: fucking before lunch
L: a furious punch?
L: WHOA
S: like brunch
L: i've never heard that one before!

S: spread it around!

C: he used it on me today

C: i created a new one

C: it's called fupper

E: and then there will be finner

E: and freakfast

E: hahahahaha

C: no such thing

C: just fupper and funch

E: dammit

E: let me in on the entrepreneurship

Somewhere between trying to get high and failing to.

J: French guys have huge dicks, man.
S: Ask Elaine, she should know.
E: We're so skipping this topic.
R: French guys have huge dicks, but they some hairy motherfucks.
S: Maybe some people like it that way.
*Everyone turns to stare at Elaine*
E: WELL I DON'T.
S: Oops.

R: Japanese dudes have the tiniest dongs, man.
J: Yeah, yeah.
S: Do Arabian guys have like, really big penises?
R: Shit I don't know, I've never watched Arab porn.
S: But Africans have the longest ones, right?
J: What's the world record for dick sizes?
*H pretends to grab something from his groin, roll it up, make a lasso, and throw it*
E: Okay you know what? Anything bigger then 7 inches is a waste. Well, unless you're sleeping with an anthill.
R: *Gives Elaine's statement serious thought* Man, that would be such a small opening.
E: What, you don't like it tight?

R: I know you swig straight from the bottle. Try some of this.
*Elaine upturns the bottle, but only a drop of whisky hits her tongue*
E: Shit, all I get is this little trickle.
H: Try talking dirty to it, man.

Four 'dry spell' victims gathered on MSN one fine day...

L: B wants to shag via proxy now
L: it's the seventh level of deprivation
P: hahaha
B: deprive beehive
B: whatever
S: i'm listening to chopin
L: whoa
L: where did that come from
L: we were talking about SHAGGING

S: beggars can't be choosers
B: shuddup and date me
B: i've been asking u for half a year
B: when are u gonna say yes
P: i tot u like being single??
L: B likes being single, dislikes not having sex
P: i see

B: ***** is a hot straight male
B: but unfortunately not available
P: why u telling me??
B: to show u memang got hot straight males out there
L: hot straight males like ****
B: that one doesn't count
S: straight...gay..they all need to bust a nut
S: we'll turn them soon enough
S: just need a lil more time
S: some more than others
S: just u wait
P: hahaha
L: go S go
L: then we will all be girlfriends
P: hahaha
L: and we will giggle over the remaining straight men
B: he will just backfire and turn himself camp
L: until they all turn gay
L: then the movie 'children of men' will make sense
L: camp?
B: he tried it on a waiter below my office, and he just ended up turning into a bottom
L: who turned into a bottom, S or the waiter?

P: how come u ladies dont show ur picture ??
P: only me n hunny bunny
B: that's because u haven't added them
L: my picture kat situ besar besar okay
P: add d..oso cant see
P: darn msn
B: probably laynie's pics too obscene liao
P: hahahaha
B: msn automatic censor
L: nah, obscene pic
P: can see d
L: all you need is love man
L: all you need is love
P: previous one, nicer
L: I SAID, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
B: all u need is to suck on a marshmellow in an obscene manner
L: it's a chunk of pear
B: pear shmear
B: it's all the same to me
P: are u dat desperate?? until everyhing is da same??
B: of course not
B: i make love 7 times a week
B: with a bike
B: do i need to be desperate

S: so who's P?
B: P is my wife
S: err
S: drag?
P: yea
B: excuse me, she's ALL woman
B: RESPECT BITCH
P: hahahaha
P: i get that often..i'm used to it..
B: they dunno how to look at your hips
B: and they don't lie
L: wife / surrogate fucker
B: don't be jeles laynie
P: bunny says i'm always cheating on him
P: haih .
B: yeah loh
B: u forever got so many men after u
B: how to trust u now?
S: how delightfully dysfunctional
S: the husband being mrs bunny himself
S: correction: herself
P: hahaahhaha
B: shuddup mrs shankar
B: mind your own marriage

P: ooo..everyone is "married"
P: how nice
L: i'm not married!
L: I'M NOT MARRIED
L: *cries*
L: who's going to be MY wife???
B: u wanna be mrs ***?
L: no
L: he's a jerk
B: who cares, as long as he jerks good
L: his redeeming feature is his looks, i shall freeze him and mount him on the wall
B: now u're sounding like jabba the hutt
B: suga ho da ho ho ho

Keeping them up way past 3AM = BAD FRIEND.

jaeboy: u woke me up

Elaine: now you can't sleep?

jaeboy: yea

Elaine: too bad

not my problem

james needs help

jaeboy: <.<

Elaine: go jogging

well

i don't know why you're not tired

but i'm tired now!

haha

jaeboy: <.<

Elaine: sorry lor

jaeboy: bear with me

Elaine: cannot

*falls asleep on keyboard

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jaeboy: lol go sleep then

Elaine: hehe

go read a book or something

i'm sorry i kept you up this late!

thought you'd fall unconscious after reading the email

like, 'oh nice. zzzzzzzzzzzz.'

that would've been fine

And the world will never know.

Elaine: i don;t know what to get the baby yet

i think i would get nice clothes for it only once it's a little older

because before that most people won't even see him

jaeboy: :P yep babies grow too fast

maybe bed sheets?

well am lame at buying baby stuffs

huge teddy bear?

Elaine: huge teddy might smother the baby!

i still don't know what to get the baby!

maybe i'll just get some chocolate-flavoured milk powder haha

jaeboy: choclut flavoured milk powder?

lol you are no better at buying gift than i am

Elaine: *PUNCHES JAMES

jaeboy: lol

buy her gift voucher

or milk voucher

Elaine: lol

sorry, you're worse

i mean, c'MON

jaeboy: lol hey

Elaine: chocolate milk powder vs. milk vouchers?

my gift is teh PWN

jaeboy: WITH MY MILK VOUCHERS she can buy FRESH milk. your powder is useless dehydrated milk, too poor nutrient for baby.

hah

you silent?

HAH!
teh james pwnz teh elaine sux000r

Elaine: went toilet
fresh milk is not good for babies!
too many risks

jaeboy: oh

Elaine: bacteria breeds easier and faster

and you'd have to warm it up

and it's been warmed up and chilled down several times over already, i think that's pasteurizing

milk powder is dry-sealed during shipping

jaeboy: hummm

Elaine: and can be formulated with all sorts of nutrients and hormones and protecting-thingies

Elaine = 2, James = 0

jaeboy: Elaine 2?? when did you mark the first point??

Elaine: when i first came up with the chocolate milk powder idea

jaeboy: ¬.¬

ok my Milk voucher is way better than your powder gift because

Elaine: hey what'd you make that smiley face with?
I can't find that key on my keyboard

jaeboy: on yer keyboard, the key on top of TAB.

Elaine: the key on top of my tab button is ~ or `

jaeboy: (>'-')>

i get ¬ when i press shift `

Elaine: <('-'<)

jaeboy: my keyboard is UK layout, maybe yours is US.

Elaine: ~~~~!!!!

anyway
your milk voucher is way better because...?

jaeboy: i thought we changed subject already?

(>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v <('-'<) ^( )^ (>'-')> ^(^-^)>

kirby dance

KIRBY
DANCE

Yay!

I finally have a free moment! To post on BlogsomeThree! And I may once again impose my...

*glances around for Jenny and RenKai*

*hangs head glumly*

Never mind.